Overview of my bike trip

My bike trip was not as fun as my Canada trip, but it was still awesome. lets see, it lasted 10 days, and most of it took place near Lake Superior. i saw the fourth of July fireworks in Duluth from the worst seats in the house, a beach on the other side of town. i saw the fireworks just fine, but it was so far away i couldn't even hear them.

Lets see, i went cliff diving in some town somewhere, that was pretty fun.

i ran into a bunch of kids along the way, and we biked together for a couple of hours. they were going to Canada to make their fortune or something, i was going to lake Superior to have fun. most of them had just started high school when they decided to leave for a better life.

One night when i was sleeping a couple went down to the beach where i was sleeping. i decided to scare them off for interrupting my sleep. so i gave a very deep guttural angry scream. needless to say they left in haste.

lets see, the mourning after a police woman came and told me i could not sleep there. it was rather emberising because i was still half naked from just waking up.

in grand merie, (i still dont know how to spell that) my bike broke down and i was forced to call my father and have him pick me up. fortunitly he had jsut come from the cabin, so it wasn't to much of an inconvenience.

it should be noted that two VERY emberissing stories have been left out, but i will save those for another time.

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not so legal disclaimer

please note that i am insane, and that everyone who wants to attempt feats such as those i have discribed must also be at least a little bit of the rocker. if you find yourself emulating me, dont worry, being insane just means you get to have more fun then the rest of em. sane people never have any real fun.

now if you will excuse me, i have to go build a building so tall it touches the moon with my step brother in order to have the best summer day ever.