Story teasers

in case you did not hear, this last June i took a hitchhiking tour of northern Minnesota and Canada in an extraordinarily  nerdy attempt to meet with the guys who make me laugh every Monday (go to loadingreadyrun.com and see why i did it). in the prosses i made some friends, lost a lot of camping gear, and grew rich in interesting stories. this is what this blog is all about people, me telling crazy stories about stuff that happened to me when i was doing crazy things.

but i don't want to give away all the cool stories at once. so i am just going to give you a few teasers of some of the stories to come.

expect to hear about the time i got arrested

there was more then one occasion when a complete stranger offered to put me up for the night (i always excepted)

one of the chaps who gave me i ride was not supposed to driving a tricicle, never mind a car.

i lost my passport, depit card, visa, and cell phone. but i got a sleeping bag that smells like a cat smoking a joint.

i met a 15 year old goth who has been run over by 3 cars in a 2 year span

i was in the same town (Calgery) as Kate and William, the duke and duchess of Cambridge, during there Canada tour. did i see them? take their picture? talk to them? or did i assassinate them and then decide to turn back time and instead just take their picture? i dont know if you know (i hope you don't), but i do know i do know.

if you want to hear the rest of the stories, i will be updating sporadically. you know, when i cant sleep because something is bothering me.

and that's just what i can remember right now. wait till you hear the REAL juicy stories.

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not so legal disclaimer

please note that i am insane, and that everyone who wants to attempt feats such as those i have described must also be at least a little bit of the rocker. if you find yourself emulating me, don't worry, being insane just means you get to have more fun then the rest of em. sane people never have any real fun.

now if you will excuse me, i have to go flip a coin to decide weather or not i should drop batman into a boiling vat of acid, or into the vat filled with toxic waste.